SnarestoneIron 12:12 Fri Aug 14
Fucking cats
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If we're going to have a thread about dogs on leads, it should be balanced up with a thread on cats being allowed to go where they like.
Why are they allowed to shit in my garden and I can't do anything about it? The hours of working from home that has been wasted whilst I've sat at an upstairs window with a supersoaker scaring off cats is unreal!
I am so tempted to poison the little fuckers!
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Mr Polite
12:13 Fri Aug 14
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You can do something about it.
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Buster
12:14 Fri Aug 14
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Bastard fucking creation. Next door has FOUR of the cunts and they all shit in my garden instead of theirs. Who needs four fucking cats anyway?? Weird cunts.
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Trevor B
12:15 Fri Aug 14
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Absolutely, is Dog owners are legally bound to pick up their animal's shit then why don't car owners have to do the same??
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Mr Polite
12:16 Fri Aug 14
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I use a strong weed killer on my weeds (funnily enough).
Sometimes that weed killer accidently gets sprayed on something cats might like to eat.
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Huffers
12:16 Fri Aug 14
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I keep my cat in my house.
The ones at my parents house go out, but they have a few acres so its not really any ag. You get me?
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13 Brentford Rd
12:16 Fri Aug 14
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I hope they shit in your bed.
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Manip
12:16 Fri Aug 14
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Get a cat. They won't shit in your garden then, nor will yours.
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Coffee
12:16 Fri Aug 14
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Trevor B 12:15 Fri Aug 14
Because cars only fart.
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Mr Polite
12:16 Fri Aug 14
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Your car shits?
What do you have a Datsun Bumhole?
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13 Brentford Rd
12:17 Fri Aug 14
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Anyone that poisons an animal is a criminal and a cunt.
Cat threads always seem to bring out the proper cunts.
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Trevor B
12:18 Fri Aug 14
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ha!!!
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Northern Sold
12:18 Fri Aug 14
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Why are they allowed to shit in my garden and I can't do anything about it?
Get a Dog.... won't happen then
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Buster
12:19 Fri Aug 14
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Don't get me started on blokes that own cats. Weirdest cunts of the lot, definitely the sort to keep an eye on.
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Mr Polite
12:20 Fri Aug 14
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I agree Brentford and I wouldn't do anything illegal.
I just spray my garden with weed killer.
It's fine though as I don't get cats in my garden...
....anymore
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JustAFatKevinDavies
12:21 Fri Aug 14
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I caught one in my garden once, so i picked it up and took it into my garage, put it in a vice and sawed its head off. Took a while and it was very messy but totally worth it.
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1964
12:21 Fri Aug 14
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I wouldn't poison a cat! A sack, brick and a canal is much more humane
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stewie griffin
12:21 Fri Aug 14
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Cats are fine.
Like dogs, if you experience a problem with cats, it's because their owner is a cunt.
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AVOR
12:25 Fri Aug 14
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Barstewards sit on my drive winding up my dog....as soon as i take him out they scarper!
One cost me a new lead the other day, as my dog went after one and snapped the lead clean in half!
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Hugh Jampton
12:26 Fri Aug 14
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Next door's cat used to shit in my garden all the time until I got a battery operated cat scarer. No shit since, even though the batteries ran out about a month ago and I keep forgetting to change them.
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13 Brentford Rd
12:55 Fri Aug 14
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The only cunts on the planet are humans!
Animals are all innocents.
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